November 9, 2009

An actual post on craiglist listed under gigs:

Write profile manage match .com account

looking for someone to write profile and handle my acount leave phone # and i will call you to interview you ,..no phone # do not bother too e me I have no time thats why i want to hire you

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sorry… but if you don’t have time to write your own online dating profile, how in the hell are you going to have any time to go on dates? This guy clearly does not even have time to type out the incredibly long word, “email,” unless I am mistaken and “too e” someone means something completely different.